The mind boggles at the number of things this handily deals with, and we really want to use it on a Sheoldred or The One Ring
He is a Minnesotan, a Veteran, and an Ojibwe man who lives and dies by all things Minnesota
Sorcery Scourge of the Throne Flying Dethrone (Whenever this creature attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, put a +1/+1 counter on it.) Whenever this creature attacks for the first time each turn, if it's attacking the player with the most life or tied for most life, untap all attacking creatures
Its obvious these two decks are designed to be played against each other
After all, my pick for best one-drop white creature of all time is Thraben Inspector (over Mother of Runes), where the kicker is that extra toughness
Sacrificing the Cactus There is a collection of cards that can sacrifice a creature and gain benefits equal to its power